The God Awful Federation of Denoidumbutoniurucwivobrs is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Big Idiot with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.461 billion Idiots are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Idiotville. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Idiotic economy, worth a remarkable 1,785 trillion IQ Points a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 170,666 IQ Points, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted, drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", and cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Denoidumbutoniurucwivobrs's national animal is the Smart people, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Idiotism.

Denoidumbutoniurucwivobrs is ranked 119,853^rd in the world and 1^st in ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ for Most Patriotic, with 13.33 flags saluted per person per day.