The Federation of Definitix is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its infamous sell-swords, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 785 million Definitixians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 9.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Definitixian economy, worth 38.6 trillion Cryptoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 49,130 Cryptoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Rabbits are known to spontaneously explode without warning, the nation's reputation for treachery has left it sidelined on the international stage, moonshine has made a resurgence, and schoolboys trained in chivalry are encouraged to duel other boys for a maiden's hand. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Definitix's national animal is the Raptor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Definitix is ranked 166,770^th in the world and 6,727^th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.