The United Socialist States of Debordan is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Dearest with an even hand, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, avant-garde cinema, and frequent executions. The compassionate population of 10.225 billion Debordanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Horkheimer. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Debordanian economy, worth 640 trillion Florins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 62,688 Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach, patriotic citizens chant "there's only one Debordan" at foreigners, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, and interest in globalism never flags. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Debordan's national animal is the Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheist.

Debordan is ranked 213,962^nd in the world and 912^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Patriotic, with 5.29 flags saluted per person per day.