The Federal Republic of Daulmark is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Artur Hohenbeck with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 8.641 billion Daulmārkians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Levastok. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Daulmārkian economy, worth a remarkable 2,230 trillion Dyoshkas a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 258,174 Dyoshkas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Commemoration of the Great Confederation of Corrupt Dictators War costs almost as much as the war itself, taxpayers receive expenditure reports from the Grand High Poobah of the Order of Violet, Jennifer Government is a bestseller, and the inside lane of every highway is for parked vehicles only. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Daulmark's national animal is the Noskyavian Stag, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Astlopithican Axonity.

Daulmark is ranked 17,423^rd in the world and 12^th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 53.38 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.