The Empire of Danjuma is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Priamos Dəniz Bharata with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.411 billion Danjumen are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of M'la Scria ræl. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.3%.

The powerhouse Danjuman economy, worth 105 trillion Danjuman Dollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,103 Danjuman Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

The government seizes private property for the 'good of the people', light entertainment isn't dead, when their backs are against the walls Danjumen look out for gay men, and relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Danjuma's national animal is the dwarven three-legged albino cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Waregalism.

Danjuma is ranked 116,604^th in the world and 5,356^th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 65 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.