The Secularist Queendom of Damenor is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.341 billion Secularists love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Capitol. The average income tax rate is 88.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Secularistic economy, worth 686 trillion Daxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 128,579 Daxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia, every microwave and toaster is being disassembled and probed by inspectors, and guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Damenor's national animal is the Guar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Damenor is ranked 26,877^th in the world and 22^nd in Iris for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 52.44 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.