The Democratic States of Czinsurz is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Enrin Schazer with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.812 billion Czinsurzians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lis Seranciz. The average income tax rate is 74.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Czinsurzian economy, worth 140 trillion czrons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,434 czrons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Costumed characters wearing Maxtopian Grass leaves remind citizens that the government now sells the green stuff, editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, and the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Czinsurz's national animal is the ferret, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Humanism.

Czinsurz is ranked 11,525^th in the world and 91^st in Refugia for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,671.08 on the Clooney Contribution Index.