The Federal Republic of Crownedland is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its public floggings, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.103 billion Crownlandians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freestar. The average income tax rate is 68.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Crownedlandian economy, worth 69.6 trillion Crowns a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 63,129 Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Leader has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw, 'Abstinence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder' is a common school motto, school children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel, and computers have been banned. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crownedland's national animal is the Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Crownedland is ranked 27,601^st in the world and 149^th in Refugia for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 970.28 on the Clooney Contribution Index.