The New Reformed Republic of Croscitol is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Nakruschi with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.307 billion Croscitolis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alabané. The average income tax rate is 75.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Croscitoli economy, worth 418 trillion Notes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,158 Notes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens select which government department gets their income tax Notes each year, the question of 'what is President Nakruschi's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time, and prison officers are bribed not to take bribes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Croscitol's national animal is the Beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Scientific Atheism.

Croscitol is ranked 29,141^st in the world and 102^nd in Concord for Safest, scoring 109.33 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.