The Advisors to The King of Crocicstan is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Charles Kleban with an even hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, infamous sell-swords, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, devout population of 1.446 billion Crocics have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manela. The average income tax rate is 72.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Crocic economy, worth 142 trillion Crobans a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 98,471 Crobans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Pro-life activists often lecture pregnant women undergoing routine prenatal screening, retiring citizens are dragged away in the middle of the night by mysterious men in black suits, blood stains the floors of the execution room and the hands of the state, and companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crocicstan's national animal is the Sturgeon, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Southwestern Orthodox Christianity.

Crocicstan is ranked 30,463^rd in the world and 11^th in Regionless for Most Beautiful Environments, with 830.23 pounds of wildlife per square mile.