The Federal Republic of Croatia-Bosnia-Slovenia is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-working, devout population of 249 million Croboslovians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.6%.

The Croatia-Bosnia-Slovenian economy, worth 12.9 trillion Dinars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 51,609 Dinars, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

Interviewees for teaching jobs are waterboarded to "reveal undesirable histories", prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, loan operators are losing interest due to lost interest, and a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Croatia-Bosnia-Slovenia's national animal is the Serbian Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Croatia-Bosnia-Slovenia is ranked 110,553^rd in the world and 163^rd in Declansburg for Highest Food Quality, scoring 21.14 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.