The Dominion of Crencav is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avowedly heterosexual populace, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 269 million Creveses are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 36.9%.

The all-consuming Creven economy, worth 25.3 trillion Clocks a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 94,079 Clocks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

A burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons, late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards, the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad, and businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crencav's national animal is the Beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Crencav is ranked 15,090^th in the world and 5^th in Thegye for Most Patriotic, with 54.04 flags saluted per person per day.