The New Red Empire of Creberg is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Ivan Vladislav II with an iron fist, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.633 billion bergians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of new Святлоно. The average income tax rate is 83.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient bergian economy, worth 274 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 167,823 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Harry Potter books are banned, Creberg is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention, and the judicial branch is strongly influenced by the Communist Party. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Creberg's national animal is the Two Headed Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Islam.

Creberg is ranked 2,173^rd in the world and 22^nd in 10000 Islands for Most Patriotic, with 96 flags saluted per person per day.