The Hen pecked husbands of Crazymonkeyjungle is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 32.893 billion Crazymonkeyjungleans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tonic free zone 7. The average income tax rate is 92.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Crazymonkeyjunglean economy, worth a remarkable 2,650 trillion credit crunches a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is 80,564 credit crunches, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, mysterious black helicopters menace farmers to ensure compliance with straitjacketing agricultural policies, Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Crazymonkeyjungle's new capital, and the tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crazymonkeyjungle's national animal is the monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crazymonkeyjungle is ranked 81,518^th in the world and 8^th in Yorkshire for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 97.57 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.