The Federation of Corpala is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Ioannis Milotos with an iron fist, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.198 billion Corpalans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moniri. The average income tax rate is 46.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Corpalan economy, worth 303 trillion Corpalan Drachmas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,854 Corpalan Drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most Corpalan Drachma coins are riddled with bite marks, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups, hospitals are amongst the best-funded in the region, and arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Corpala's national animal is the Corpalan Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cruciate Axonity.

Corpala is ranked 19,120^th in the world and 14^th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 53.38 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.