The Democratic States of Compowomie is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Chancellor Gerephim with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.538 billion Compowomen enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sertusfrus. The average income tax rate is 60.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Compowomian economy, worth 244 trillion shiels a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,236 shiels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, the police turn a blind eye to desecration if it's done in the name of religion or protest, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, and the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Compowomie's national animal is the rattlesnake, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Compowomie is ranked 93,347^th in the world and 2,971^st in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.