The Federation of Compelle is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.779 billion Compelleans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 84.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Compellean economy, worth 349 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,887 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers, truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon, and the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign governments' extravagances. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Compelle's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Compelle is ranked 273,550^th in the world and 805^th in Council of Asia for Fattest Citizens, with 6.51 Obesity Rate.