The Great Empire of Colgland is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and hatred of cheese. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.241 billion Colglandians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Colgland City. The average income tax rate is 89.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Colglandian economy, worth 412 trillion Dollar colglands a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 127,200 Dollar colglands, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Colgland's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, the state pays for care of easily preventable illnesses, recognizing the Colglandian flag qualifies you for citizenship, and builders across Colgland are blocked up with orders for new public loos. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Colgland's national animal is the White Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Colglandism.

Colgland is ranked 51,960^th in the world and 185^th in Concord for Safest, scoring 102.07 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.