The Republic of Cinarhaven is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its national health service, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 751 million Cinarians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of BatCave. The average income tax rate is 15.9%.

The Cinarhavenian economy, worth 49.6 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 66,011 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

It's best to decline if Leader offers to buy a round of drinks, people invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids, advertisers scramble to sponsor the broadcast of Leader's most personal functions, and the legal profession considers itself above the law. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cinarhaven's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Cinarhaven is ranked 216,801^st in the world and 9,292^nd in Osiris for Largest Populations, with 751 million capita.