The Cage-Complex of Chinchillaville is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.4 billion Chinchillavilleans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ashbo City. The average income tax rate is 77.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Chinchillavillean economy, worth 232 trillion Donuts a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 68,441 Donuts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Shanty towns have formed around the newly rebuilt commercial district, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions, drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients, and drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chinchillaville's national animal is the Chinchilla, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chinchillaville is ranked 55,129^th in the world and 2^nd in Asgarnia for Most Patriotic, with 25.35 flags saluted per person per day.