The Jungle of ChimpIslandia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Donkey Kong with an even hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate population of 2.618 billion Monkeys are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of DK Mountain. The average income tax rate is 92.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Simian economy, worth 318 trillion bananas a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,814 bananas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students, and the nation's forests are full of treasure hunters in military-grade survival gear. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ChimpIslandia's national animal is the Kritter, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Banana🙉.

ChimpIslandia is ranked 280,448^th in the world and 17,477^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 0.51 flags saluted per person per day.