The Empire of Chaiznia is a huge, genial nation, notable for its fear of technology, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 538 million Chaiznians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 58.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Chaiznian economy, worth 24.5 trillion dollars a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,580 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom, more citizens have access to Maxtopian Grass than clean drinking water, and the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chaiznia's national animal is the guinea pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chaiznia is ranked 284,131^st in the world and 4,914^th in The East Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -159.44 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.