The Commonwealth of Celticisles is a very large, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-working, democratic population of 168 million Celticislesians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 15.2%.

The Celticislesian economy, worth 8.78 trillion Cafès a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 52,283 Cafès, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, and it's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Celticisles's national animal is the Eurasian lynx , which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Celticisles is ranked 204,468^th in the world and 113^th in Iris for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -3.16 on the Clooney Contribution Index.