The Community of Cearcesia is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.023 billion Cearcesians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A' Neadachadh. The average income tax rate is 85.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Cearcesian economy, worth 57.2 trillion Biscuits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is 55,896 Biscuits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region, and jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cearcesia's national animal is the Scotch Grey Chicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cearcesia is ranked 17,490^th in the world and 54^th in Concord for Safest, scoring 115.05 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.