The Democratic Republic of Cagadia is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 217 million Cagadians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 52.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Cagadian economy, worth 11.3 trillion Caras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 51,896 Caras, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all, sailors spend their shore leave helping old ladies cross the street, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, and newspapers are celebrating Leader saving over a million cats from trees. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cagadia's national animal is the Ewok, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cagadia is ranked 79,874^th in the world and 535^th in Europe for Most Patriotic, with 17.69 flags saluted per person per day.