The United States of Breadoria is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Bready with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.797 billion Breadorians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sophonia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Breadorian economy, worth 222 trillion superdollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 123,995 superdollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 380,519 per year while the poor average 31,255, a ratio of 12.2 to 1.

Politicians have seen a significant reduction in followers on their social media accounts, police regularly arrest families playing Monopoly, attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams, and footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance. Crime is relatively low. Breadoria's national animal is the ringhawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Breadoria is ranked 63,189^th in the world and 130^th in Wintreath for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 488.98 on the Clooney Contribution Index.