The Democratic Republic of Bourgeoiss is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Leader of the Revolution with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.555 billion Bourgeoissians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Revolutionary Command Council. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Bourgeoissian economy, worth a remarkable 1,141 trillion Military Payment Certificates a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 321,137 Military Payment Certificates, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Contestants on Bourgeoiss's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, Bourgeoissians are unrivalled in obstacle courses, CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show, and residential tower blocks are surrounded by warrens of concrete tunnels. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bourgeoiss's national animal is the Slave, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Will of the Great Leader.

Bourgeoiss is ranked 283,409^th in the world and 224^th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 20.13 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.