The Federal Republic of Boreallia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 1.53 billion Boreallians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lesnoy. The average income tax rate is 62.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Boreallian economy, worth 167 trillion Boreal hryvnas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,313 Boreal hryvnas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten, matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold, and citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Boreallia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Boreallia's national animal is the Brown bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Boreallia is ranked 270,687^th in the world and 6,555^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Patriotic, with 0.75 flags saluted per person per day.