The Democratic Republic of Bohs is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Famous Razor with an even hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 4.559 billion Bohemians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dalymount. The average income tax rate is 80.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Bohsian economy, worth 491 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 107,749 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, purported secret military bases are dismissed by The Famous Razor to be highly-advanced toilet factories, and space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Bohs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bohs's national animal is the lurcher, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Bohs is ranked 38,147^th in the world and 448^th in the Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 33.33 flags saluted per person per day.