The Democratic Republic of Blepcash is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by President Greg with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.125 billion Cashians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kashia. The average income tax rate is 79.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cashian economy, worth 640 trillion Klimbops a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,061 Klimbops, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Saying "don't do anything that President Greg wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, and online weather reports are predicting five years of glorious sunshine for Blepcash. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blepcash's national animal is the Doggo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Blepcash is ranked 6,238^th in the world and 15^th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 58.24 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.