The Republic of BlazingAngel is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Doc Holliday with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, complete lack of prisons, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, devout population of 24.856 billion Helldivers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of FallenAngel. The average income tax rate is 84.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eagles economy, worth a remarkable 5,100 trillion Coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 205,213 Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, one can wake up in BlazingAngel and have breakfast in Bigtopia, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives, and BlazingAngel's first free elections in recent memory have been successfully concluded. Crime is totally unknown. BlazingAngel's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholic.

BlazingAngel is ranked 13,177^th in the world and 5^th in Mordor for Most Corrupt Governments, with 131.61 kickbacks per hour.