Population | 2.106 billion |
Capital | Auctoritas |
Leader | Emperor Ilya Rei Princeps Rublicae |
Faith | Empiric Worship |
Currency | Baic |
Animal | Gilded-Winged Eagle |
The Sovereign Empire of Blaiwana is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Ilya Rei Princeps Rublicae with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.106 billion Blaiwanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Auctoritas. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.6%.
The thriving Blaiwanan economy, worth 201 trillion Baics a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 95,838 Baics, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.
Public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women, glassy-eyed Blaiwanan wives lifelessly chant "I love you" on command, golden statues of Gilded-Winged Eagles line the memorial avenues of the Funerary District, and anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blaiwana's national animal is the Gilded-Winged Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Empiric Worship.
Blaiwana is ranked 114,953rd in the world and 5,273rd in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 65 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Blaiwana, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.
- : Following new legislation in Blaiwana, golden statues of Gilded-Winged Eagles line the memorial avenues of the Funerary District.
- : Following new legislation in Blaiwana, glassy-eyed Blaiwanan wives lifelessly chant "I love you" on command.
- : Following new legislation in Blaiwana, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women.
- : Blaiwana was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Blaiwana was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : Blaiwana was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Blaiwana was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in Blaiwana, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
- : Following new legislation in Blaiwana, they say that Emperor Ilya Rei Princeps Rublicae's personal computer is full of naked pictures of the Emperor of Maxtopia.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 12 » Treadwellia, New Rogernomics, Svobodala, Surd, The Emerald Union, Ecchi Unlimited, Debussy, Juba, Iron Alliance, Leonism, Caellip Major, and Wang Yao.