The Holy Empire of Bharat-Varsh is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The cynical, devout population of 299 million Bharat-Vashi are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 56.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Bharatiye economy, worth 29.5 trillion Mohars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,508 Mohars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices, Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the Bharatiye military unleashed its biological weapons, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Bharatiye Embarrassments, and people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bharat-Varsh's national animal is the SHER, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Bharat-Varsh is ranked 75,272^nd in the world and 63^rd in India for Highest Food Quality, scoring 27.78 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.