The Colourful Union of Besmertingumas is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Monika Ljubovic with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, infamous sell-swords, and frequent executions. The compassionate population of 3.197 billion Tingumas have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shemesh'uhane. The average income tax rate is 74.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Tingumi economy, worth 306 trillion Drahmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is 95,730 Drahmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rare art has become a significant factor in negotiating all foreign trade agreements, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, the government is spending billions of Drahmas on helping citizens find spiritual enlightenment, and board shorts have replaced board rooms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Besmertingumas's national animal is the Crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Cupidism.

Besmertingumas is ranked 35,834^th in the world and 24^th in Africa for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 193.92 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.