The Federal Republic of Bajanil is a huge, genial nation, ruled by Bajano with an even hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, prohibition of alcohol, and smutty television. The compassionate population of 812 million Bajanos are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anhanguera. The average income tax rate is 89.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Bajanense economy, worth 77.5 trillion Reais a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming and Cheese Exports. Average income is 95,478 Reais, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Transgender and agender are on the education agenda, Bajanos submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, and factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bajanil's national animal is the Tucano, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bajanil is ranked 12,008^th in the world and 32^nd in Concord for Safest, scoring 118.79 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.