The Commonwealth of Azodia is a massive, genial nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ubiquitous missile silos, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.45 billion Azodians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 62.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Azodian economy, worth 297 trillion Zdars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,383 Zdars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Environmental officials dismiss uncontrolled wildfires burning down major cities as nature taking its course, balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, and fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Azodia's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Azodia is ranked 4,283^rd in the world and 192^nd in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 61.83 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.