The Republic of Avakiania is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 4.419 billion Avakianians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lymory. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Avakianian economy, worth 840 trillion Fars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 190,094 Fars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians can be seen taking candy from babies, televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, and citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Avakiania's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Avakiania is ranked 10,733^rd in the world and 604^th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 116 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.