The D34th Kingdoms of Ashdash is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Crownia L Kenton with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and prohibition of alcohol. The devout population of 2.563 billion Dashians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gradian. The average income tax rate is 73.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Ashdashian economy, worth 132 trillion Dashers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Soda Sales. Average income is 51,713 Dashers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All you have to do is pray to get into Ashdash, professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials, courtrooms can be a little sketchy, and lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ashdash's national animal is the Scarlet Key Kitty, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ashdash is ranked 68,735^th in the world and 257^th in Concord for Safest, scoring 95.17 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.