The Kingdom of Arpackashia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chigoo II with a fair hand, and renowned for its stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic, devout population of 4.653 billion Arpackashians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Healthcare, although Education, Spirituality, and Welfare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Porumbești. The average income tax rate is 23.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Arpackashian economy, worth 266 trillion coos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,357 coos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Racehorses move a lot slower these days, foreign policy often involves bullwhips and leather, vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Arpackashian mussels the biggest in Lazarus, and armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Arpackashia's national animal is the pigeon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Arpackashia is ranked 73,167^th in the world and 3,651^st in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 68 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.