The Federation of Armillia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by David Collins with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.418 billion Arma are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Çignos. The average income tax rate is 84.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Armillian economy, worth 300 trillion sheetas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 124,473 sheetas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A degree in David Collins Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, and people boast about their low income on their dating profiles. Crime is totally unknown. Armillia's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Armillia is ranked 107,147^th in the world and 97^th in Gay for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 187.1 on the Clooney Contribution Index.