The Republic of Aquarianius is a huge, safe nation, notable for its daily referendums, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 306 million Aquarianiusians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aquania. The average income tax rate is 60.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Aquarianiusian economy, worth 19.2 trillion Aquarias a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,884 Aquarias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is rumoured that Leader uses a magic 8-ball to make policy decisions, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted, and the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aquarianius's national animal is the Hammerhead Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Aquarianius is ranked 13,007^th in the world and 15^th in Astoria for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,549.28 on the Clooney Contribution Index.