The Imperial State of the Crown of Angvar is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Empress Katharina II with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, strictly enforced bedtime, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.151 billion Angvarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mordegard. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Angvarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,411 trillion Angvarian couronnes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 339,959 Angvarian couronnes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities, a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction, it is illegal to comfort a crying baby between the hours of 6 pm and 8 pm, and fat-shaming is now public policy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Angvar's national animal is the common raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Miraculism.

Angvar is ranked 283,221^st in the world and 778^th in Concord for Safest, scoring 4.23 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.