The Rogue Nation of Anarchyarctic is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Alexander Spike with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.813 billion Arctchists are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arctick city. The average income tax rate is 84.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Anarchyarctician economy, worth 254 trillion Arcs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. Average income is 66,637 Arcs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians are often seen attending regional history classes at primary schools within their constituencies, the Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Anarchyarctic, and televisions are often seized to pay for overdue television license fees. Crime is totally unknown. Anarchyarctic's national animal is the Dingo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Anti state.

Anarchyarctic is ranked 64,406^th in the world and 159^th in Refugia for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 3,005.04 on the Gilded Widget Scale.