The Grand Empire of Ameroind is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Romanus with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.869 billion Amerindians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ameroianin-Alexandria. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Ameroindian economy, worth a remarkable 2,734 trillion Denarii a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 251,564 Denarii, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups, it is against the rules of boxing to hit above or below the belt, and sheepish teenagers are making eye contact with their parents for the first time in a decade during state-enforced 'no-phones hour'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ameroind's national animal is the Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Faith of Tranquility.

Ameroind is ranked 24,362^nd in the world and 84^th in Concord for Safest, scoring 111.58 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.