The Gays of Amadians is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Maidian with a fair hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.023 billion Amadians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Catanlov. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Amadian economy, worth a remarkable 1,137 trillion yips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 226,545 yips, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dinner parties often end in politically charged fist fights, the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, and Maidian has more friends than ever before. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Amadians's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Amadians is ranked 26,697^th in the world and 116^th in 10000 Islands for Most Patriotic, with 41.01 flags saluted per person per day.