The Socialist Commonwealth of Alogiada is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dænæil Kæsíìuđæ with a fair hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.586 billion Alogiadani love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ækaíìsi. The average income tax rate is 92.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Alogi economy, worth 206 trillion Zais a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 130,005 Zais, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment, traveller camps regularly block five-lane superhighways, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", and the ruling party has a devil of a time keeping order in the ranks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Alogiada's national animal is the Alogiadan Buffalo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Austronesian Christianity.

Alogiada is ranked 6,099^th in the world and 292^nd in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 58.65 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.