The Free Land of Alilovela is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.754 billion Alilovelans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Alilovelan economy, worth 239 trillion leaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 136,343 leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hospitals in Alilovela are too busy serving the needs of The Communist Bloc to see Alilovelans, people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety, the prevalence of circular logic frequently renders parliamentary observers dizzy, and family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alilovela's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alilovela is ranked 25,915^th in the world and 161^st in The Communist Bloc for Most Patriotic, with 41.65 flags saluted per person per day.