The Empire of Alexein is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 45.782 billion Alexeinians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, well-organized government prioritizes Environment, although Education and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 70.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Alexeinian economy, worth a remarkable 4,811 trillion Denars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,088 Denars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bad punctuation has come to a full stop, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, and bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins. Crime is almost non-existent. Alexein's national animal is the horse and song bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Alexein is ranked 286,429^th in the world and 1^st in Somathrace for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -43.36 on the Clooney Contribution Index.