The Free Land of Alexandrisino is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Head of Citizen Supplies Hardy Ram Turbo with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.295 billion Alexandrisinoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sin City. The average income tax rate is 11.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Alexandrisinoan economy, worth 235 trillion Sins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 181,696 Sins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Refugees from other nations are flocking to Alexandrisino's border, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, homophobia is off the menu, and stale 'yo mamma' insults have been replaced by 'your maternal DNA' insults. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Alexandrisino's national animal is the Scorpio, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Money.

Alexandrisino is ranked 26,019^th in the world and 4^th in Libertatem for Most Patriotic, with 41.57 flags saluted per person per day.