The Holy Kingdom of Agadar is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Santa Claus with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, state-planned economy, and national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 31.116 billion Agadarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dunstanton. The average income tax rate is 65.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Agadarian economy, worth a remarkable 4,011 trillion Agadarian guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 128,909 Agadarian guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, public nudity is compulsory, adults hang around outside comic stores to ask kids to go and buy magazines for them, and citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Agadar's national animal is the Bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Church of Agadar.

Agadar is ranked 276,886^th in the world and 175^th in The Western Isles for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 33.18 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.